Recently, a pastor from South Africa claimed that he could heal any wound and bestow various kinds of luck by “farting” on people’s faces.
Pastor Chris Penelope, who calls himself a son of God, has posted photos of his healing practices online and confidently stated that he can cure all wounds and bring good fortune to the entire world. However, when looking at the pictures, netizens can only see him sitting on people’s faces and farting!
Chris Penelope is performing his blessing technique!
Penelope confidently stated that he only needs to fart near the head and nostrils of the patient to release the sacred elements within his body, allowing the miracle to take care of the rest.
No wonder dozens of business directors and entrepreneurs are willing to stand in line for two whole months just to have Penelope sit on their heads and inhale the sacred air. They believe that this action can help their businesses grow and become wealthier than Elon Musk.
Chris Penelope at a preaching session.
Those unlucky enough not to have Penelope sit on their faces always try to collect the saint’s farts in a container to “inhale” before important meetings and project bidding sessions.
However, some people were horrified by the farting performance and decided to leave the church.
Source: 9GAG